My Friends Have Too Much Time on Their Hands

Random hook-ups, creepy you-tube videos, writing for spoof websites that get hot linked in the 700 level... what's are my friends thinking?

The Weirdest Way...

I could ever remind you to vote in the Pa-Primary tomorrow.

Hey NHL... Take a Memo!

...or this will happen.

GrizzlyMan...

My co-worker shops at Zoobilee Zoo.

Pink Governments on Parade...

It is stories such as these that make me envision pictures such as the one above. How about you...?

Coming Soon...

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Getting You Ready for Halloween! Part 8.

Its the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Actually, its just photographs of ITGPCB on a enormous big screen TV. I've been sick so I'm all backed up on Halloween posts. More crisp animation-ness after the JUMP

"They're Coming for You, Barbara..."

Inter-office spookiness, without having to watch that videotape.

Found @ Work...

Donkey Bong-o!!!

If you own a gamecube or Wii... buy this game. Buy it now. Go to a Gamestop, where they are practically giving the things away. Want to know an amazing score? Donkey Kong Jungle Beat... game and bongos PLUS an extra set of bongos = $14.99. And that was months ago. Finally, a game for the Matthew McConaughey in you.

Amazing Dreidel... and the Incredulous Jew.

Amazing Dreidel and the Incredulous Jew WATCH ME!!!

Welcome to my nightmare, aka Senior Thesis. You see, in real colleges, students write really long papers about something that has to do with their major. Me? I decided to make a flash animated cartoon about a Jewish boy growing up in a Catholic community that hates him . I developed the idea after realizing there aren't any mainstream Jewish super heroes. He has to constantly dodge Catholic advances that attempt to make him adopt the New Testament. One day, he receives a mysterious package that contains a dreidel. Whenever he spins the clay wonder, it grows 10 times in size and becomes his super powered protector. Cotinued after the JUMP.

I procrastinated... for almost an entire year. And when I wasn't procrastinating, I was making more and more versions of the cartoon. There must be 7 or 8 scripts to the thing, each one getting less and less complex to ease the animation process. I was at a party over my friend's Tom house about two days before this project was due, knowing full well that its completion meant my successful graduation from Univ. of the Arts. There was a cute girl at said party who expressed interest in me, and we made out. The whole time, I kept thinking, "Wow, this girl is cute and we're making out... but I really should be home animating." It became this inner struggle. Make out. Animate. Fool Around. Graduate. Graduating won... but not by much.

I spent the next 36 to 48 hours animating my senior project, cutting together music and audio, and not sleeping. I finished Amazing Dreidel and the Incredulous Jew at 6:30 am on the morning it was due. I got a shower and drove to school exhausted, but with a sense of relief. It wasn't anywhere near what I wanted it to be, but I learned alot about that process. When I showed the movie to the class, there was some disappointment, especially from the Instructor. He expected less of a back story and more of a series of adventures. The rest of the class seemed too distracted and tired themselves to really care. My only care was that Jonah and Hershel aka the Bible twins were the only two Jewish kids in our class, and they liked it. I remember in the process of creating this, telling my mother what it was about. She tried to scare me out of it by saying I was "a quarter jewish." If anything, it gave me the validity to make it as controversial as I could. If it wasn't for this experience, my Alfred Qaeda and Friends coloring book wouldn't have received its 6month face-lift. I wouldn't put the care into the work I make today that you see on this very site.

About a year after I graduated, I started packaging my digital work in with my Alred Qaeda coloring book in the form of a CD. I mailed it as my resume/portfolio to a bunch of design firms in Philadelphia, one of them being the Brownstein group. Apparently this cartoon, if they even watched it, didn't go over well. Someone from their firm called my mother at home, completely disreguarding my primary number. They told her that I, her son, would never work for his firm, or in Philadelphia for that matter, as long as they lived. They wouldn't leave a name or number. Cowards. As I look back now, its almost a badge of honor that she got that call. Bad publicity is publicity. Plus, the girl I ditched at that party turned out to be a skank. She had sex with my friend Bill that same night and couldn't imagine why I wouldn't date her after finding out.

The cartoon hasn't aged well. I found myself laughing last night as I watched it for the first time in 5 years, not because of its humor mind you... more because its absolutely ridiculous. The thought actually crossed my mind of going back and re-tooling it... but that would be a mistake. It is what it is... and I've already said too much. Following this are some illustrator grabs of the characters. Enjoy!

Here we have the Arc-Angel Gabriel, messenger and servant of Jesus. There was this huge fight planned in one of the scripts between David, Dreidel and Gabe. It never happened. Budget cuts... ya know...?

In the original script, Dreidel comes to life in David's bedroom and proceeds to regurgitate the Old Testament... for whatever reason. The original draft also had Jesus as a used car salesman, pictured above... trying to sell David on the New Testament.

Here we have David, named after the gentleman from the old Testament who took on Goliath, getting the worst wedgie of his life. The end result shows up in the cartoon. To it's immediate right is a variation on the Dreidel. The bottom sketch was an attempt making the Dreidel puke up the O.T. Instead, he looks like the singing Frank Sinatra sword in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

These were the original designs of the characters, the ones that showed up on the cover of my proposal in senior studio (Fall 2001) where I pitched the project to the Multimedia class.

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Do You Remember This???

Back in aught something or other at the University of the Arts, I created this animation for my multimedia studio class. I had become known as the "funny man," where my projects weren't the most earth shattering, but they made you guffaw or chuckle. Well, being in my rebellious state, I revolted against that "class clown" label and tried to make a serious piece. And I rendered the laughing audience unecessary by adding a laugh track of my own. Click on the image to be whisked away to another place, during the Industrial Revolution... where the need for Jesus and God to eventually help man has been replaced by the instant gratification of machines doing the work. I give you "Theresay: A funny piece."

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People are always typing to me and saying, "Where did you find that funny art piece? That's funny!" And I say, "You're an idiot. I made that." And they go, "No you dit-tant." And I'm like, "Yes I did." And they go, "Nuh uhhhh..." That's usually when I do a full out horizontal drop kick to their face. Anyway, I made this... and I hope you know who Hadji is.

An Animated Gif(t).

A Valentine I Found in the Seat Cushion

Andrew, here's to hoping you come home safe... and are wearing this outfit. ((animation))