Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Stephenville UFO Debunked: Missing "Mac Air" To Blame...

Apparently 12 or so people saw an unidentified flying object in the skies over Stephenville, TX the other day. Today, CEO of Apple Steve Jobs debuted his thinnovative Mac Air laptop at the MacWorld keynote on the West Coast. Coincidence? The new device is thin, metal, shiny, fast and filled with helium. Rumor has it that one of his protypes had gone missing shortly before the conference, sending hundreds of Mac security and PR men scrambling to recover the lost Apple computer. Anyone else find it ironic that I also watched Close Encounters of the Third Kind the other night... WHILE EATING AN APPLE???

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Do You Believe in Manning Claus...?

I know its 2008 and its January and your tree is out on the curb and your decorations are in storage. So sue me. Christmas ain't over till this post goes up. For a stuffed stocking of Joe Manning Claus media, click read more. And to all a good night!

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Put Up Your D(oosh)ukes...

There are three specific reasons as to why you are getting this hot footage: 1) I'm on vacation. 2) I keep my camera close at all times. 3) I live in the NorthEast. What a waste of a good wife beater (crumpled in the midst of them).