Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Black With A Vengeance...

Game 4 commences tonight in South Philly... the Flyers lead series 2 games to 1.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Super Street Fighter II: Pa-Primary Showdown Turbo Edition.

In searching for a metaphor that best describes the race for the Democratic Presidential nomination betwixt Hillary Clinton and B'Rock Obama, I couldn't find anything that could describe how vicious, dirty, drawn out, embarrassing, comical, and unecessary it all was. But then I remembered something from my movie past... and it all made sense. Could the outcome of what waits you after the JUMP help to predict the winner of the Pa Primary, and perhaps who will become the next President? Whoever the victor may be once all the votes are tallied, I hope they run this country as if they were "all out of bubble-gum."

Monday, April 21, 2008

The Weirdest Way...

I could ever remind you to vote in the Pa-Primary tomorrow.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

You and Mii and a Party Makes 3 Tonight...

Part 3 of Super Martio Party 28 is here. Flip Cup, Excite truck, bad shirts, drinking and bowling await you... After the JUMP.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Happy Birthday to Mii...

Part Two of Super Martio Party is here. Click after the JUMP for more pics and movies. Oh... and by the way. NICE SPARE.

Ana does a Joe Manning impersonation. Kyle holds court with Dan, Squeex, Rachel, and Kirk. Jessie tries her hand at Wii-bowling for the first time.

I'm popular, the swing is popular and Chad is DEFINITELY popular.

Due to a severe lack of pong balls, and a four person elimination wii-bowling tournament, many people preoccupied themselves by flipping TEH CUPS!!! Those include Kyle, Jim, Cam, Dan, Chad, Ana, Kathy, Tyler, Me and Mii.

What's inside and has to thumbs...? ERIN! Along with Meg, Julie, Wes and the stocked spice rack. Tyler and Jessie are swingers.

I call this montage, "Where the Cold Things Are..." A northwesterly wind came over the party, causing those that weren't dressed for the occasion to scurry inside and watch the Phillies.

My main bitch with her best bitch. Her best bitch with her main bitch. Her best bitch with her main bitch and two other best bitches. Or.... Rach, Meg, Meg and Barry, Meg, Me, Erin and Julie. Thank you ALL for coming.

More pictures and movies are coming. I swears!

Super Martio Party 28!!!

On Saturday, April 12th 2008... a party was held in the town of Boothwyn with the theme of Super Mario Bros. The party was expertly planned and executed by the lovely Rachel, who took care of prizes and decorations and anything else you could think of that carries the Mario image. What follows over the next few days are posts bursting at the seams with photos, videos, and video game goodness. For a tour of Teh Mushroom Kingdam, check after the JUMP.

The reason for all this nonsense was my birth, 28 years and four days sooner. What better way to stave off old age than have everyone act like they're 4. Let me introduce you to an Audio/Visual wet dream.

The projector screen was more than six feet tall, a loaner from my grandfather. The projector came from a close friend who will remain nameless to protect his reputation. It took a long time to get right and at this point in the day, the whole projected gaming was still not a guarantee of working. Only when the sun went down did I know if I could pull the whole thing off.

Thirsty? Drinks included Three Olive Voldka, Absolut Pear, Captain Mo', and a whole keg of Pabst. People came bearing gift drinks of Guiness, Stella, Harp and everyone's local fave Lager.

Everything from the prizes to the plates were colorful and remeniscient of the Mario world. All of the bags had a different character on the front, while Mario and Luigi adorn the special gift bags of yours truly and the lovely Rachel (the hostess).

Gift bag prizes included Gummy Nintendo characters, mini-mario statue imports, goomba keychains and cry baby tears bubble gum.

Finally, the guests arrive and the games begin. Here is a large showing of the NES classic, "Ice Hockey."

Here's a taste of Wii-bowling projected on the big screen. More tomorrow.

How to be a Good Parent...

There's only one thing more than the Philadelphia Flyers... a Wacom tablet (take 2 after the JUMP).

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

LOL-Pucks. First edition...

A "comical" recap highlighting the last games of the Flyer's regular season.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008