I Wanna Suck a Happy Birthday, Dan...

Another year... another Pho Hoa b-day for Dan. And once again, TimTray steals the show.

Getting You Ready for Halloween '08: Part 1.

When I think of Halloween, I think of growing up. When I think of growing up, I think of Nickelodeon. When I think of Nickelodeon, growing up, and Halloween... I think of this Pete and Pete Halloween short.

Does This Look Familiar...?

After last night's check swing-strike/ball-walk/appeal-to-first-base what have you... I couldn't help but think of this. After the jump, more clips that make me think the Naked Gun might be the funniest sports movie of all time. Eat it, Caddyshack.

Good Bye-ler!

Tyler Mintz is leaving his cushy job at Charming Shoppes to go back to school. Here is our fond farewell to Tyler and we wish him luck. Here are some digix3 highlights featuring Tyler: FlipCup and Cake, Hairy, X-mas Spirit, Special Comment, I'm old, Eat at Joe's, My camera-man.

Sisk.. Boom... Blah.

So my digi-camera is broken. Somehow the LCD screen cracked and is now useless. Which means yours truly will have to guess if people or objects are in the frame. It also means that by a sheer miracle, I can remember the key presses to turn off the flash, but going manual? Forget it. Another problem is I downloaded and imported the photos that were on the sucker and didn't ask my comp to delete the originals. Now I can't clear the whole card, just any future pics I download and import. Using the tiny view screen is completely out of the question. The Photo aspect of digi has taken a serious blow my friends. Enjoy this video of Labor Day fireworks in Yardley. Note towards the end that the picture shifts a bit high, cutting off most of the image. That's me, guess-timating that I'm getting the whole thing, in the dark, with a sack of Kettlecorn in my lap. FACK!

My Friends Have Too Much Time on Their Hands

Random hook-ups, creepy you-tube videos, writing for spoof websites that get hot linked in the 700 level... what's are my friends thinking?

The Weirdest Way...

I could ever remind you to vote in the Pa-Primary tomorrow.

You and Mii and a Party Makes 3 Tonight...

Part 3 of Super Martio Party 28 is here. Flip Cup, Excite truck, bad shirts, drinking and bowling await you... After the JUMP.

Happy Birthday to Mii...

Part Two of Super Martio Party is here. Click after the JUMP for more pics and movies. Oh... and by the way. NICE SPARE.

Ana does a Joe Manning impersonation. Kyle holds court with Dan, Squeex, Rachel, and Kirk. Jessie tries her hand at Wii-bowling for the first time.

I'm popular, the swing is popular and Chad is DEFINITELY popular.

Due to a severe lack of pong balls, and a four person elimination wii-bowling tournament, many people preoccupied themselves by flipping TEH CUPS!!! Those include Kyle, Jim, Cam, Dan, Chad, Ana, Kathy, Tyler, Me and Mii.

What's inside and has to thumbs...? ERIN! Along with Meg, Julie, Wes and the stocked spice rack. Tyler and Jessie are swingers.

I call this montage, "Where the Cold Things Are..." A northwesterly wind came over the party, causing those that weren't dressed for the occasion to scurry inside and watch the Phillies.

My main bitch with her best bitch. Her best bitch with her main bitch. Her best bitch with her main bitch and two other best bitches. Or.... Rach, Meg, Meg and Barry, Meg, Me, Erin and Julie. Thank you ALL for coming.

More pictures and movies are coming. I swears!

Super Martio Party 28!!!

On Saturday, April 12th 2008... a party was held in the town of Boothwyn with the theme of Super Mario Bros. The party was expertly planned and executed by the lovely Rachel, who took care of prizes and decorations and anything else you could think of that carries the Mario image. What follows over the next few days are posts bursting at the seams with photos, videos, and video game goodness. For a tour of Teh Mushroom Kingdam, check after the JUMP.

The reason for all this nonsense was my birth, 28 years and four days sooner. What better way to stave off old age than have everyone act like they're 4. Let me introduce you to an Audio/Visual wet dream.

The projector screen was more than six feet tall, a loaner from my grandfather. The projector came from a close friend who will remain nameless to protect his reputation. It took a long time to get right and at this point in the day, the whole projected gaming was still not a guarantee of working. Only when the sun went down did I know if I could pull the whole thing off.

Thirsty? Drinks included Three Olive Voldka, Absolut Pear, Captain Mo', and a whole keg of Pabst. People came bearing gift drinks of Guiness, Stella, Harp and everyone's local fave Lager.

Everything from the prizes to the plates were colorful and remeniscient of the Mario world. All of the bags had a different character on the front, while Mario and Luigi adorn the special gift bags of yours truly and the lovely Rachel (the hostess).

Gift bag prizes included Gummy Nintendo characters, mini-mario statue imports, goomba keychains and cry baby tears bubble gum.

Finally, the guests arrive and the games begin. Here is a large showing of the NES classic, "Ice Hockey."

Here's a taste of Wii-bowling projected on the big screen. More tomorrow.

Not Suprised...

Skyscrapers...

Pretend I'm Andy Rooney for one second. "Didyoueverwonder how those streaks in the sky get made? Well so did I. They're made by air-o-planes, as seen in our video after the JUMP. I'm incredibly old."

Steve Downie, who made my milk expire...

is in town to play the Toronto Maple Leafs. He is also responsible for more than most people realize. For the full list, click here. For what started this whole mess, check after the JUMP.

My Loony Bun is Fine Benny Lava... thank you.

via Justin

The Flying Cool-Lee-Ay Bros.

Chad has become quite the office entertainer. To see the other two bros., you should really READ MORE.

Happy President's Day, Mister... Pressssident.

I didn't have off... how about you? This guy has done NOTHING for me lately.

Who's Who...?

"I'm not sure how I feel about that movie (No Reservations)... yeah. Well it's got that guy in it... the one from the Sweetest Thing. What's his name?" I had no reply. I knew exactly what she was talking about, but it was like two worlds collided. "Thomas Jane," I answered... but wasn't sure. "Maybe its Aaron Ekhart..." but I wasn't sure about that either. The two men look similar but not identical, or at least not as identical as their so-so careers. But there is something so elusive when trying to discern one from the other in their respective movie roles. I challenge you to read the brief descriptions of movie characters played by Jane and Eckhart and decide "Who's Who?" in each role. Challenge one is simple: Is Thomas Jane pictured above on the left, or the right? Using google as an aide is pointless, you'd only be cheating yourself and the answers have been provided after the JUMP (plus challenge 2-9). Goodluck.

2. My shirt is black with a white skull printed on it. My wife and son were killed by a really lame John Travolta. I like guns and use them often. My name is Frank Castle, a.k.a. the Punisher.

3. I'm stuck in this super market while this foggy pea soup surrounds the outside of the store. Occasionally I tie ropes around people and let them out into said phenomenon, only to pull the rope back with nothing on it but blood. Stephen King named me David Drayton and put me in The Mist.

4. This movie hasn't come out yet, but you have to know about it from the death of Heath Ledger.I'm best pals with Bruce Wayne when playing Harvey Dent, but I'm mortal enemies with his alter ego Batman when I'm Two/Face. Dark Knight indeed.

5. Deepest, bluest... my hat is like a shark's fin. I know what sharks are thinking even though they've been genetically mutated to fight Alziemer's. An empty oxygen tank will fool them once, but not twice. LL and I save the day in the end while the entire rest of the cast expires in the jaws of a couple monsters. I am Carter Blake and you're watching Deep Blue Sea.

6. Did you see the part where I'm covered in Nicotine patches by a extremist group who hates my guts? Too bad my smoking habits actually kept me alive. Perhaps you saw the part where I banged Katie Holmes in my apartment? I'm a smooth talker who tries to convince the real Marlboro man to die rich... and quiet. I'm Nick Naylor and I Thank You for Smoking.

7. Julia Roberts plays a busty wannabe lawyer in this film with me. I'm a dusty biker who stays home and plays mommy while she's taking water samples. My motorcycle and pony tail, not to mention beard might make this one tough. I'm the leather clad babysitter, George, in Erin Brokovich.

8. There is something wrong with the center of the earth, so I'm hopping in a drill with a few buddies to save the world. Attached to the drill is a nuclear weapon that we, my scientists and I, hope will reactivate the earth's core. My name is Dr. Josh Keyes and this is The Core.

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9. I played Pvt. Ash in Thin Red Line. I played Todd Parker in Boogie Nights. I played Burke Hicks in Face/Off. I was the poor man's Brandon Lee in The Crow:City of Angels.

10. I played James Rethrick in the futuristic shoot-em up Paycheck. I played Nick Crozier in Any Given Sunday. I played Stan Krolak in The Pledge. I play a homicide detective opposite the dreamy Josh Hartnett in the Black Dahlia.

1. Left 2. Jane 3. Jane 4. Eckhart 5. Jane 6. Eckhart 7. Eckhart 8. Eckhart 9. Jane 10. Eckhart.

I Can... BELIEVABLE...

Because its Friday... that's why.

GrizzlyMan...

My co-worker shops at Zoobilee Zoo.

Do You Believe in Manning Claus...?

I know its 2008 and its January and your tree is out on the curb and your decorations are in storage. So sue me. Christmas ain't over till this post goes up. For a stuffed stocking of Joe Manning Claus media, click read more. And to all a good night!