I came home to my apartment in the GREAT NorthEast the other day and found "two of deeze" sitting on top of my fridge. I searched the rest of the place for curds, but came up empty handed. Apparently my room-mate is getting JACKED... enough to be this guy(thanks Nate). He already has the sunglasses. He already pops his collar. He already drinks Heineken. Personally, I'd go with the Russian Bear.