You are...? Well can I interest you in some crusty ass fudge brownies? They're so warm, and brown... and full of fudgey goodness. You'll pass...? Okay, well after the jump are two more crusty ass products that might wet your whistle.
... perhaps a crusty ass lemon/lime bar for your travels?
...how about a nice crusty ass muffin for breaking fast? Wait, where are you going...? Come back...!