Stop for a moment and think. You're Lou Diamond Phillips. What would you be doing right now? Think... really ponder this one. First of all, your middle name is "diamond." Take that into consideration. Secondly, you starred as Chavez, the native American baddass from Young Guns. Oh, and do the words "La Bamba" mean anything to you? The point is, LDP is a human "meat plow." It doesn't matter what time of day it is. It doesn't matter where you are or what you're doing. Somewhere, Lou Diamond Phillips is nailing a chick.