In what could possibly be the straw that breaks the back of the camel that is our fair city, Tom Knox's army handed out nail files reading "Vote Tom Knox Mayor" on Sunday, May 13. Picture this... you're a mom on your way to a big Mother's Day dinner. You chip a nail. Darn... what's a gal to do? File that bitch up...? Then what? Vote for Tom Knox...? You bet your sweet child producing ass you will. After the jump, I show you how Michael Nutter's catchy campaign handout failed when a child had some sort of allergic reaction. Plus, it made mommies fat.
I keed! I keed! There was no allergic child. Who needs a scandal like that with the election so close? If you're registered to vote in Philadelphia, that means you live in Philadelphia... and you probably shouldn't go outside cause you might get shot. But if you do go outside, VOTE.