Monday, October 22, 2007

Dumbledore = Gay; Outs Gandalf...


I'm sure you've heard the news by now... but did anyone see THIS one coming. Gandalf the Gay... err... Gray... the beloved wizard from the Lord of the Rings series by J. R. R. Tolkien was outed by former HeadMaster of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore. Perhaps they were former lovers, and today's news is just the result of a magical cat-fight gone horribly wrong. When asked to comment on these recent circumstances, the great Merlin did not return our phone calls.

4 comments:

gayheadmaster said...

I have to admit, I thought it was pretty obvious, but I'm surprised she admitted it!

Anonymous said...

fool...Gandalf, isn´t GAY!... The gay is Ian McKellan. Dumbledore is the gay guy, but not the actor. So Gandalf and Dumbledore can´t be a couple.
Don't insult Gandalf again!!

Պայծառատես said...

A very humorous and nice post!
Great news!
Sad there are people who think calling someone gay is an offence.

Anonymous said...

Yes its rong...dont talk rubbish. Gandalf is not gay but actor who played the role is. Dont insult gandalf. And dnt insult the actor who played dumbeldore, he was not gay,,,,,neither Richard Harris
nor Michael Gambon. so plz stop spreading rumors. JK Rowling is doing wrong with Dumbeldore in her book...i dnt think he is gay.